A new study by Villanova University has found that 85 percent of Roman Catholic dioceses have discovered embezzlement in the last 5 years with 11 percent having been embezzled out of more than a half million dollars each.
So begins David O'Reilly in his article "Study finds embezzlement to be common in dioceses," published January 3, 2007 on page 1A in The Philadelphia Inquirer.
In a time when we are lectured on morality, it's nice to see Catholics find the time to steal from each other in between sessions of fondling underdeveloped cocks and balls. Meanwhile, dioceses are being forced to close down private schools due to lack of funding, but the Pope gets to take a shit on a solid gold toilet, after which his buttocks is wiped clean with silk and he washes his hands with the tears of a Snow Leopard.
Oh, well, so long as the state doesn't issue marriage certificates to gays, everything is okay!