Thursday, January 4, 2007

Paris Hilton sleeping with intellectual superior

The partying heiress — who recently declared a moratorium from dating guys — says that her new in-bed companion is her baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
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"Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot."
(via Jeannette Walls)

At least she found someone whom she can really connect with.

1 comment:

Jarn_the_Defender said...

I know what you're thinking. Yes, you can find a long-enough tail, but no, you won't be able to break into her house.