Thursday, February 1, 2007

Yankees sign Mooninite Err to 1 year deal

In a stunning move, Err has signed a one year, $375,000 deal to play first base for the New York Yankees in 2007. GM Brian Cashman said the move was "obvious" after the city of Boston was brought to a halt when various advertisements featuring Err and fellow Mooninite Ignignokt were displayed, an event described as "our 9/11" by Mayor Thomas M. Menino. Massive panic and hysteria were reported in the New England metropolis due to the Mooninite signs, and this latest news about Err is sure to cripple Red Sox nation.

"We hope Err brings a different type of 'bomb scare' to the AL East," Cashman said in reference to Err's power at the plate. "He also provides solid glove work on the field."

In related news, the Yankees have offered Ignignokt a minor league contract and an invitation to Spring Training to try out for the back up catcher position.

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