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I'd like for her to squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg.How many here know what I'm talking about?
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that would explain why your "lemon juice" burns my eyes.
Why is she kicking a lemon in the nuts? Do lemons even have nuts?
I think they have seeds, not nuts, but if a "man" put his "seed" inside your "sacred hole," you'll make a baby. That's what they taught us in the old days, anyway. So I guess she didn't want to have a lemon baby. And who would, honestly?
Are you sure? I don't remember my sex ed that well, but I'm pretty sure there was nothing about babies.
The one day they taught us anything useful in sex ed, I was late for class. Fortunately, I learned everything I needed to know by watching "About Last Night" starring Demi Moore and Rob Lowe.
Hmm I feel like drinking milk.
You don't even want to see what she does to the cow.
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