Wednesday, June 20, 2007
United Way Presents: Latino Ballplayers
Hey kids I um pedromartinez and I will teash you beisbol
Hey Pedwo, how did you get your hair so boo-tee-ful?
When ai was a littal boy I sat under de mango tree and de mango joos made mai hair shiny.
I LOVE YOU PEDRO
Hey it is my good fren davihortiz
HEY MANG WHAT EES GOING ON WHICH JEW?
HI BIG PAPI
Hey vladmeerguero show dees kids how to hit a home ron off me
Aw Pedro Jew ees too good
I JUS FOUN DEES RUBBER BAND!
Hey, I am Latin, too.
Oh, look, it's ARod.
Hey Mistah Awod, do you tink it's fair to say you choke in the playoffs?
I have crushed a ball ten million feet, and I can tear your asshole in two.
Hey hass anywun seen my joos box? Eet is appeel joos, wish I luv.
Did someone ask for juice?
NO WAY, JOSE!
DUN DUN DUN DADUNDUN! DUN DUN DUN DADUNDUN!