Monday, June 11, 2007

Verizon Fios Commercial

"Are you the cable guy?"

"No, I'm a child molester."

"I want to show you my penis."


"Eh heh heh hehhh..."


"If you don't get in my van, I will kill your parents."

"Good boy."


Project WANNABE said...


ChrisV82 said...

The "+20db hot true QAM" refers to his semen.

psychodevil said...

Isn't that one of CNE's kids?

ChrisV82 said...

That's how he got the first one.

Paul said...

Absolutely HILARIOUS! That kid drives me nuts, and serves him right for talking to strangers on the curbside & inviting them into his house.

ChrisV82 said...

The father who let his kid wander off to talk to a guy with a van should be eaten (presuming the Fios tech is a cannibal, which I imagine he is).

Anonymous said...


oh, god,
that sorry little shit cant
suffer, or die enough times.