Friday, November 30, 2007

How can I get you a loan?

Heart, a band featuring the Wilson sisters, Nancy, Ann and Woodrow, is perfect material for a "Compare and Contrast." Until then, be reminded that by the 1980s, Heart was performing all kinds of cheesy ballads, including "Alone" -

It's kind of wimpy, silly, something only girls listen to (or guys who are...ahem...alone). I don't care how hot Nancy looked in this video (and riding a horse no less), I don't care how amusing it is to watch the director try to hide the fact that Ann is fat, this is text book definition of a guilty pleasure song.

We understand. The music, the lyrics, the whole package: it's soft rock. A power ballad minus a lot of the power.

So how do you possibly make it worse?

Enter Celine Dion.

At least it's not as bad as when she sang an AC/DC song.

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