Saturday, June 23, 2007

Doctor Poo (Viz)



In all of space and time, this still remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet. You can download the original Flash version at Viz UK's Doctor Poo page (if that doesn't load correctly, the direct download is here).

So it goes...

Vonnegut's still dead.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Fun with IM logs

Names changed to protect the guilty.
ChrisV82: Speaking of porn, I've been thinking about becoming the Martin Scorsese of porn
ChrisV82: As director, I would revolutionize the industry by not zooming in on guys' nutsacks
Lord Quackers: THANK YOU
Lord Quackers: The only porn out there involving men is gay porn, and bisexual porn. Because no hetero porn would have that many penis shots.
ChrisV82: It's true. The camera men must be homosexual or something, because every porn scene involves the camera zooming into the ass or focusing in on the blowjob. I mean, honestly, do we even need a woman in the scene?
Lord Quackers: It's despicable.
I presume if I am the Scorsese of porn, I would also have people getting shot in the face by something other than semen.
ChrisV82: Alternatively you can purchase your premium account from one of our verified resellers. Right now: Czech Republic, Iran, Kuwait, Morocco, Poland, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Slovakia, Turkey, Ukraina
ChrisV82: Those are like all the non-African countries that I don't want to have my credit card
Professor Rosseforp: haha
Professor Rosseforp: none of those are people you want to know anything about you financially

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

United Way Presents: Latino Ballplayers


Hey kids I um pedromartinez and I will teash you beisbol


Hey Pedwo, how did you get your hair so boo-tee-ful?


When ai was a littal boy I sat under de mango tree and de mango joos made mai hair shiny.


I LOVE YOU PEDRO


Hey it is my good fren davihortiz


HEY MANG WHAT EES GOING ON WHICH JEW?


HI BIG PAPI


Hey cheeltren


Hey vladmeerguero show dees kids how to hit a home ron off me


STRIKE ONE!


STRIKE TWO!


STRIKE THREE!


Aw Pedro Jew ees too good


I JUS FOUN DEES RUBBER BAND!


Hey, I am Latin, too.


Oh, look, it's ARod.


Hey Mistah Awod, do you tink it's fair to say you choke in the playoffs?


I have crushed a ball ten million feet, and I can tear your asshole in two.


...


Hey hass anywun seen my joos box? Eet is appeel joos, wish I luv.


Did someone ask for juice?


NO WAY, JOSE!


AHAHAHA!


DUN DUN DUN DADUNDUN! DUN DUN DUN DADUNDUN!

Sunday, June 17, 2007