Friday, November 23, 2007

Penis butter and jelly

Woke up with a crimp in my neck, got irritated by people who won't stay in their own lane while driving, had some crappy Chinese food for dinner, but I'm still better off than the guy who refused a free blowjob and got bit on the dick:
A 22-year-old woman has been found guilty of biting a man's penis at a fast-food outlet in Falköping in March.

The incident occurred after the woman approached the man and asked him several times if he would like her to perform oral sex on him. The pair were not acquainted and the man declined the offer. He then kept trying to reason with her as he turned his body away from her advances.

But the woman would not take no for an answer. Catching the man off guard, she pulled his trousers down and sank her teeth into one side of his penis. She then scratched him in the face.
Sounds like he got what he deserved.

In other news, I've added Economist Paul Krugman's blog to my list of shit to read on a quasi-regular basis.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Compare and Contrast: Chicago