Thursday, January 17, 2008

Questions of morality in new Terminator series

Watching the new Terminator series, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, one has to wonder what he would do if he was in the same position as the teenage John Connor - namely, would it be wrong to fuck a robot?

I can't seem to wrap my head around it. It seems like it might be necrophilia or something, not quite right, like an Uncanny Valley but about intercourse instead of looks, because quite clearly Summer Glau looks good enough to eat, or bang. Sarah Connor keeps calling Glau's android character "tin man" even though the quip stopped being amusing halfway through the first time she says it, and I would definitely give Glau a squirt from my oil can (by which I mean I'd fill her up with semen and then cry myself to sleep).

In Terminator 2: Judgment Day, the young John Connor can order the T-800 to do what he says. This new terminator, who is as yet unknown as to what type it is, only follows orders from the future John Connor. Why would future John let a killing machine follow orders from a screechy 12 year old and not a more mature 16 year old (and really, the fucking timeline in the Terminator series makes no sense)? Probably because of the sex. Young John would be worried about survival; Teen John would be telling her to walk around topless.

If a robot gives you a handjob, will it squeeze your cock until it pops like an overripe cucumber?

I'll give credit to the series for adding another hot android (or gynoid) to a long list, which includes - ANCIENT SPOILER ALERT - Rachael from Blade Runner, Romy from Andromeda and Rotwang's robot Maria from Metropolis.

Yes, technology sure is great.

3 comments:

Jai said...

And Robot Lucy Lui from Futurama.

Considering the horrifying "metal skeleton" look of apparently all Terminators (Under the weird skin organism, which as Arnold points out makes him a "cyborg". Although not all of them have that. It's complicated, apparently), I think that having sex with a "female" one would make you the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Truly, this seems to be the only way that John Conner can instantly win the respect, fear, and loyalty of every last man left on the planet. When the time is right.

When the time is right.

ChrisV82 said...

I don't get how terminators can have organic eyeballs over those big red bionic eyeballs they have.

Jai said...

What I don't get is how terminators can have erections.