Saturday, February 16, 2008

I translate great literature for you

"Your friend and brother in Christ," Bill Keller, wrote an article entitled, "NO WE CAN’T! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A FALSE CHRIST!" Sounds like he could be the fourth Bronte sister, I know, but we'll just focus on one paragraph:
Interesting that B. Hussein Obama’s first bill as a United States Senator was a world hunger relief bill that they are trying to ramrod through as we speak. This would force the United States to pay apx. $900 billion MORE than we already spend on world hunger. While we have to do our best to feed the hungry, I guess Obama never read where Jesus said, “The poor you will have with you always.”
TRANSLATION: "Fuck it, we're never gonna get rid of the poor, so frozen turkeys and some canned yams during the holidays are about all we need to do for them. Praise Jesus!"

3 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Canned yams at Christmas? You pamper these people.

Grace Nearing said...

I guess Obama never read where Jesus said, “The poor you will have with you always.”

And I guess he never read where Reagan said: "Catsup is a vegetable. Plus, if you stop feeding the poor, including catsup, then you will not have them with you anymore."

ChrisV82 said...

Gorilla Bananas - You're right, of course; they'll never learn to earn their own way if they keep having such extravagances dropped into their laps.

Grace - I've heard that ketchup and hot water make a fine tomato soup. Poor children should really try to be more inventive.