Monday, February 25, 2008

Live blogging the Oscars 2008

8:37 - Jon Stewart is doing okay. I guess. I hate when audiences clap for comedians. It's like saying, "I appreciate your concept intellectually, but not enough to laugh."

8:41 - This is boring.

8:45 - You know what the record for the longest blowjob is? However long tonight's show is. Who wants to watch Hollywood suck its own dick non-stop, all night?

8:48 - Fuck it, I'm done. Enjoy this video of the world's most adorable three year old girl explaining Star Wars:

Edit: Is she saying, "It's kind of like A Bronx Tale, but they're selling robots?" Because that would be awesome.


Gorilla Bananas said...

If memory serves, there's Brooklyn to the south and Queens to the north. What's the bit in the middle called? Is there a kind of no man's land there?

ChrisV82 said...

There's no Berlin Wall or Demilitarized Zone. Queens separates Brooklyn from Long Island, but nothing really divides Brooklyn from Queens. It's kind of like Belgium and the Netherlands.