8:37 - Jon Stewart is doing okay. I guess. I hate when audiences clap for comedians. It's like saying, "I appreciate your concept intellectually, but not enough to laugh."
8:41 - This is boring.
8:45 - You know what the record for the longest blowjob is? However long tonight's show is. Who wants to watch Hollywood suck its own dick non-stop, all night?
8:48 - Fuck it, I'm done. Enjoy this video of the world's most adorable three year old girl explaining Star Wars:
Edit: Is she saying, "It's kind of like A Bronx Tale, but they're selling robots?" Because that would be awesome.