Sunday, March 9, 2008

Kids getting high on tap water

The Associated Press proudly presents: AP probe finds drugs in drinking water! Dun dun dunnn!
A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

To be sure, the concentrations of these pharmaceuticals are tiny, measured in quantities of parts per billion or trillion, far below the levels of a medical dose. Also, utilities insist their water is safe.

But the presence of so many prescription drugs — and over-the-counter medicines like acetaminophen and ibuprofen — in so much of our drinking water is heightening worries among scientists of long-term consequences to human health.
So there's one more thing in the environment leading to alzheimer's, autism, cancer, whatever. Give me something funny.
Here are some of the key test results obtained by the AP:

_Officials in Philadelphia said testing there discovered 56 pharmaceuticals or byproducts in treated drinking water, including medicines for pain, infection, high cholesterol, asthma, epilepsy, mental illness and heart problems. Sixty-three pharmaceuticals or byproducts were found in the city's watersheds.
So I won't have high cholesteroal or epilepsy since I've been taking all this pharma-water? Great! But I said something funny...
_A sex hormone was detected in San Francisco's drinking water.
Well played, AP.

1 comment:

Gorilla Bananas said...

The oestrogens in the water are turning men metrosexual.