Thursday, April 17, 2008

My goals as a liberal

1) Take away the right of every American to use a gun, except for the explicit purpose of shooting unborn babies.

2) Ban Christianity and turn all churches into brothels (Protestant churches will be designated as gay brothels).

3) Tax everyone who earns more than $50,000 at a rate of 65%, and give free cars to lazy poor people.

4) Mandatory school Allah.

5) Teach evolution in schools in between sessions of anal sex.

6) Give illegal immigrants all the good jobs - doctors, lawyers, scientists, mayors, etc. - while forcing everyone else to join unions run by the mafia and/or Jews.

7) Put black people in all of the management jobs, and then replace the national anthem with "Move Bitch" by Ludacris.

8) Universal health care for every citizen...but all of the doctors are illegal immigrants (see section 6).

9) Bus all white children to the ghettos where they'll only learn about hip hop and fried chicken.

10) Gay marriage is not only allowed, but required for anyone serving in the military.

The liberal agenda is not limited to the aforementioned ten goals. Praise Allah.

2 comments: said...

Word is bond, son, truer words have never been spoke! This shit is off the hook! 'Preciate ya'!

ChrisV82 said...