ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.The article doesn't go into much beyond that, sadly, except to say that six British men and six Greek men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior. The women were paid to play the skin flute and were recorded doing so, with the intent to post the video online. Sadly, the police confiscated the video. Not since the destruction of the Library of Alexandria has the human race lost so much.
The article ends this way:
Around 15 million people -- a fifth of them British -- visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters and sandy beaches.And blowjob competitions. Don't forget the sloppy snake sliders!