Monday, December 15, 2008

I just learned something today

I heard this song on the radio this evening. I guess I'll have to make some adjustments to my defecation rituals.

Note to self, shit goes in the shitter.

I guess I have to wonder if two year olds really put feces in their hair. They wouldn't tolerate that kind of behavior in the jungle, I imagine. I know I certainly wouldn't tolerate it in my jungle. I understand if a kid leaves a streak in his shorts or makes a mess on her leg, but crap really needs to stay below the neck area.

Kid's Corner is a fascinating radio program. Much more interesting than listening to modern rock.


Sweet Cheeks said...
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Gorilla Bananas said...

So the song went "I'm playing with my poo and using it as hair gel"?

ChrisV82 said...

The lyrics are actually quite graphic. Here's a sample:

Not on the plants
not in your hair
not on the porch
no, we do not want to share
* * *
Not on the swing
not on the slide
not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride
not on the window
not on the wall
no more surprises on the light switch down the hall