Thursday, January 29, 2009

February is torture month

I want to declare February as official torture month. Use this month to celebrate torture, to appreciate all it has done for the disintegration of society, for the pain and hatred it has nourished, and for the catchy songs it spawned!

Here's Obama saying the U.S. will not torture:



Gotcha!

When President Obama declared flatly this week that "the United States will not torture" many people wrongly believed that he'd shut the practice down, when in fact he'd merely repositioned it.

Obama's Executive Order bans some -- not all -- US officials from torturing but it does not ban any of them, himself included, from sponsoring torture overseas.

Indeed, his policy change affects only a slight percentage of US-culpable tortures and could be completely consistent with an increase in US-backed torture worldwide.

The catch lies in the fact that since Vietnam, when US forces often tortured directly, the US has mainly seen its torture done for it by proxy -- paying, arming, training and guiding foreigners doing it, but usually being careful to keep Americans at least one discreet step removed.

If our success in South America training extremists and guerillas during the 70s and 80s is any indication, our torture policies will surely be beneficial to us for years to come.

But hey, as long as your head isn't being dunked in water yet, let's play some tunes.



2 comments:

Sweet Cheeks said...
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ChrisV82 said...

The only torture I support is tickle torture.