Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Crunching the numbers

Gross domestic product by country, in [millions of] U.S. Dollars:

18th - Poland @ $525,735
19th - Indonesia @ $511,765
20th - Belgium @ $506,392
The advertising budget of Geico @ $497,000
21st - Switzerland @ $492,595
22nd - Sweden @ $484,550

It won't matter soon anyway, as the swine pandemic will wipe out 1/4th of the world's population. I've stocked up on weapons. I'll die fighting before I let those pig bastards infect me.

4 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I assume these figures are millions of dollars. Doesn't "pig bastards" also mean the police? That's a great pun for a cartoon showing anarchist protesters wearing face masks.

ChrisV82 said...

Indeed, I did mean millions of dollars. Although in this economy, maybe not! Hi-yo!

Yeah, but no, I meant millions.

Chuckling said...

Your stance seems a little radical. I just gave up carnitos de cerdo in protest.

ChrisV82 said...

You better eat them before they eat you.