Saturday, June 13, 2009

Veteran of a thousand racist wars

"The Holocaust is a lie. Obama was created by Jews. Obama does what Jew owners tell him to do. Jews captured America's money. Jews control the mass media. The 1st Amendment is abrogated --henceforth." - James von Brunn

If this is true, then I wonder where exactly the Jews built Obama. Obama claims to have been born in Hawaii, but we have never seen a birth certificate sufficient to satisfy your general American crackpot. Could he have been assembled in Tel Aviv? New York?
Even a fertility increase of 0.4% will add millions of Jews over the next 50 years. But this is not happening right now.

As we know, the distribution of the Jewish population now is completely different from before WW II. Europe was decimated of its Jewish population and Israel and America became the new major centers of Jewry.
The Jewry center of the Jewish population is located in two countries, Israel and the United States of Israel. Conceivably, Obama's construction could have occurred in Tel Aviv, but realistically, it probably happened in the U.S.

Now, based on geography and global weather patterns, it would be easier for the Jews to smuggle manufacturing parts and genetic materials to Hawaii from California. Then, the Jews - or scientists, as they are alternatively known - could have "launched" Obama in the Pacific Ocean, much like a modern day, mulatto Godzilla.
Godzilla's signature weapon is his distinctive atomic breath. Godzilla's dorsal spines glow ominously, and then he lets loose with a concentrated blast of radiation from his mouth.
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In addition to his deadly atomic breath, Godzilla can also emit atomic energy in all directions from every inch of his body in a short-range pulse called the nuclear pulse.
From this we learn that Obama is a weapon of mass destruction. I find it more than coincidence that from the time Obama was elected president, North Korea has performed a series of nuclear tests. Obama, a known socialist, and Kim Jong-il, a Stalinist, are obviously collaborating to destroy opposition to communism.

Here is what we know thus far:

- Obama was constructed by Jews
- Obama has nuclear powers
- Obama is part of the Neo-Marxist Global Hegemony

Please feel free to expound on this information in comments.


Gorilla Bananas said...

Free speech means that even the mad have a voice. You can create something funny by changing one word in every sentence they utter.

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Mia Dickinson said...

The only difference between Obama and the rest of the politicans is that hes pretty to look at!

ChrisV82 said...

GB - It's like Mad Libs but with mad people.

Cheeks - I would take Godzilla as president!

Mia - Well, he's prettier than McCain, but I always thought Edwards was more of a fox.