I know what you're thinking, presuming you think in English - "Birds are pretty and they sing nice songs!" Yeah, sometimes. It's time for a little lesson in reality, my internet friend. The truth is, birds are the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. These are some facts about birds:
1) They shit EVERYWHERE, ANY TIME, no matter what is going on
2) "Screaming in parrots, or just excessive vocalization, is normal"
3) They chew everything
4) When they are deep fried, they clog your heart
Birds may take to the skies, but they are menaces to those of us on land. Seagulls steal food from children. Probably even candy. Have you ever been awoken at 5 o'clock in the morning by chirping birds? Or a rooster? Those fowl fiends terrorize city streets, too:
Just say no to birds.
Update: Their feces is fatal to humans.