Monday, October 19, 2009

Fishing the one you love

I wrote my first article for Nintendorks since, oh, 2007 or something (to be fair, the site did go down for over a year). I wanted to make some kind of fisting/fishing pun and went to Wikipedia for inspiration. It didn't inspire me, but it did make me laugh:
The Silent Duck is the technique most often used, where the person engaging in hand insertion makes a beak-like shape with their hand resembling a duck. Double Fist/Side Prayer is a very advanced technique which only few are capable of achieving. [emphasis mine] The person engaging in hand insertion (the fister) places their hands palm to palm forming a position similar to one used when praying. Handler then turns theirs parallel to the floor, pointing fingers towards subject's vagina and/or anus.
Thank you, anonymous tool that made fisting sound like some kind of ancient Eastern martial art.

I like how that one paragraph on vaginal insertions is better than my entire article.