People will ask me what I like to do for fun, and I feel awkward. I think people expect me to say something like, "I am a student of Jeet Kune Do" or "I go hang gliding on weekends with troubled youth." Maybe they want me to say I have a tomato garden or I go bicycle racing in cities. I don't know. I don't do any of that. What do I do? I go to concerts about once a month. I read books, and occasionally write for fun. Drinking is about as close to a hobby as I have.
What the fuck do you want from me? You want to dabble in ceramics, be my guest. Me, I look at pornography.