Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hobbies

People will ask me what I like to do for fun, and I feel awkward. I think people expect me to say something like, "I am a student of Jeet Kune Do" or "I go hang gliding on weekends with troubled youth." Maybe they want me to say I have a tomato garden or I go bicycle racing in cities. I don't know. I don't do any of that. What do I do? I go to concerts about once a month. I read books, and occasionally write for fun. Drinking is about as close to a hobby as I have.

What the fuck do you want from me? You want to dabble in ceramics, be my guest. Me, I look at pornography.

2 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

The Dude in the Big Lebowksi was totally relaxed when Maude asked him about his hobbies. Bowling and smoking dope.

ChrisV82 said...

And that is why he is an inspiration.