When he noticed that the child's penis was red and swollen, McBride decided to snap a shop loyalty card and compress it around the injured area.Obviously, we are all shocked by the behavior of the emotionally disturbed autistic man. I am curious what woman leaves her child to play with said man, however. Granted, he does seem resourceful in a pinch, although he may want to avoid medical school.
He then tried to saw at the youngster in a failed attempt to reduce the swelling.
The court heard that when the boy's mother arrived back the accused told her what had happened and she took her son to hospital.
The youngster was examined by doctors and a police child examiner and was found to have bruising, swelling and cuts to his genitals and thighs.
He was operated on and received 10 stitches to one wound and one to another but has since made a satisfactory recovery.
I'm most puzzled by how someone would notice swelling around the penis. Well, yes, people can see my penis swelling when I pitch a tent in my trousers, but toddlers wouldn't have that ability. Obviously, this guy took the kid's pants off to examine the injury. That may be the worst part of the story, even more than the stitches on his willy.
This is definitely the greatest story I've read this year, but it still falls short of the woman who had a pet chimpanzee that went berserk and ripped a neighbor's face off. The owner was distraught when police had to shoot the hominidae after his attempted homicide.
"I'm, like, hollow now," she told CBS. "He slept with me every night. He combed my hair. Everything in the house is for him."I suppose you don't really know anyone until you've groomed with them, but I'm not sure how many people I'm going to lure into my tub, let alone apes.
Herold would frequently tell those who questioned her devotion to Travis that they simply did not understand.
"Until you've . . . eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp," she said.