Friday, November 18, 2011

Bavarian Creme Facial

Cooking shows are highly sexual anyway, with the moans and savoring. In fact, cooking itself can be a sensual experience, and ofttimes food is incorporated into the moments leading up to the sexual mamba. Archeologists believe that cooking is what led to the modern sexual experience, where instead of clubbing women over the head, we go clubbing in the hopes of getting head. Bad joke? Clearly, but the facts are not in dispute - our evolution has turned the basic primal functions of defecating and fornicating into much enjoyed and sought after pleasures.


Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm 90% certain Nigella is frigid because she never laughs. The food is a sex substitute.

Joanne said...

That Nigella video is hilarious - enjoy your sense of humour! Seriously I follow her and love all foodie programmes.